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Thu Apr 2, 2009, 8:26 PM
Thank you narurin for introducing me to such a site.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HIGH
You: /wrist
Stranger: why
You: because
Stranger: there must be a reason
Stranger: who better to tell
You: my life is terrible. my dog ran away last week.
You: I found him on a siewalk
Stranger: but a random stranger
You: urinating
Stranger: thats good that you found him though !
You: I just ook 150 pills of asprin an hour ago
Stranger: your life could be worse
Stranger: that sucks
You: I'm also going to cut down the lane
Stranger: you should just cut across then and get it over with
You: I wish an old man would poop on my hair
Stranger: im sure you could find one too
Stranger: just go to an old folks home
You: I hope so
Stranger: and offer then weed =)
You: I really do...
You: I really do..
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: im sure they would like it too
You: I'm a depressed cowboy
You: my horse is black
Stranger: you need a cowgirl then
You: No.
You: I need another cowboy
Stranger: ah, yes.
Stranger: i like horses
Stranger: expecially black ones
You: Nothing can compare to sucking the cocks of self proclaimed sheriffs
Stranger: whatever gets you off
Stranger: personally i like nerds up my butthole
You: I like eggs in my tits
Stranger: i thought you were a cowboy?
Stranger: cowboy with tits el oh el
You: and pulling the nipples of others off with a pair of plyers
Stranger: i could see it though
Stranger: thats kinda gross
You: I'm a transgender
You: No it's not
You: nipples are delicious
Stranger: i like taking a saw and putting it over genitals
Stranger: then eating them
Stranger: just like you
You: I like eating your saw
Stranger: you could
You: so then I could off myself
Stranger: it would be gross though
You: because I'm a depressed cowboy
You: and my dog urinates on sidewalks
Stranger: try drugs
Stranger: they are awesome
Stranger: makes everything...
You: I have. It's called dust sniffing.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: no you need the good stuff
Stranger: coke, shrooms, weed
Stranger: thats what would help you
You: Good things don't come to a depressed coboy with a foot fetish
You: cowboy*
Stranger: you have cows so you have shrooms
Stranger: eat them !!
Stranger: your life will change forever
Stranger: they r on the poop
You: Nothing helps a depressed cowboy with a foot fetish and is into bondage, who's dog urinates on sidewalks
Stranger: you like poop so u should have no problem with it =)
Stranger: oh this would help im telling you drugs help
Stranger: Acid
Stranger: thats what you need
Stranger: and a partner
Stranger: to do it with you naked while they poop on your head
You: Acid doesn't help a depressed cowboy with a foot fetish and is into bondage, who's dog urinates on sidewalks who ran away last week and also burnt his finger on the stove.

Stranger: you like to repeat your "problems" alot
Stranger: i dont think u have that many problems
Stranger: nor do i think u should die but hell if your that helpless and wont even try drugs ....
You: repeating problems doesn't help a depressed cowboy with a foot fetish and is into bondage, who's dog urinates on sidewalkswho ran away last week and also burnt his finger on the stove while making chickenroast of babies.



Stranger: oh okay you = weirdo.
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I posted the YEE HAW thing on me JOURNAL. Go check it out, bro.

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Thanks so much for the fav! (:
And I have to add that you are so gorgeous<3.
You know what's epic. Pokemon 2000. I have never seen a movie more EPIC than that, and I am not fucking kidding.

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DOUBLE TROUBLE

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*communism ~Marxism-Leninism
I, for one, do not support the misconception that Candlejack kidnaps people after typing his na
HARRY THE LAUNDRY GNOME!!!!
The first one isn't as good, but you should watch anyway :D its about world war II...

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the rest are....WATCH IN ORDER!
(the wonder troll is lucas, by the way)

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Love, and let Love...
AWW YES, SOME MOTHAFUCKIN BREADCRUMBS





NICE BIRDIE

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