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Stranger: HIGH
You: /wrist
Stranger: why
You: because
Stranger: there must be a reason
Stranger: who better to tell
You: my life is terrible. my dog ran away last week.
You: I found him on a siewalk
Stranger: but a random stranger
You: urinating
Stranger: thats good that you found him though !
You: I just ook 150 pills of asprin an hour ago
Stranger: your life could be worse
Stranger: that sucks
You: I'm also going to cut down the lane
Stranger: you should just cut across then and get it over with
You: I wish an old man would poop on my hair
Stranger: im sure you could find one too
Stranger: just go to an old folks home
You: I hope so
Stranger: and offer then weed
You: I really do...
You: I really do..
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: im sure they would like it too
You: I'm a depressed cowboy
You: my horse is black
Stranger: you need a cowgirl then
You: No.
You: I need another cowboy
Stranger: ah, yes.
Stranger: i like horses
Stranger: expecially black ones
You: Nothing can compare to sucking the cocks of self proclaimed sheriffs
Stranger: whatever gets you off
Stranger: personally i like nerds up my butthole
You: I like eggs in my tits
Stranger: i thought you were a cowboy?
Stranger: cowboy with tits el oh el
You: and pulling the nipples of others off with a pair of plyers
Stranger: i could see it though
Stranger: thats kinda gross
You: I'm a transgender
You: No it's not
You: nipples are delicious
Stranger: i like taking a saw and putting it over genitals
Stranger: then eating them
Stranger: just like you
You: I like eating your saw
Stranger: you could
You: so then I could off myself
Stranger: it would be gross though
You: because I'm a depressed cowboy
You: and my dog urinates on sidewalks
Stranger: try drugs
Stranger: they are awesome
Stranger: makes everything...
You: I have. It's called dust sniffing.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: no you need the good stuff
Stranger: coke, shrooms, weed
Stranger: thats what would help you
You: Good things don't come to a depressed coboy with a foot fetish
You: cowboy*
Stranger: you have cows so you have shrooms
Stranger: eat them !!
Stranger: your life will change forever
Stranger: they r on the poop
You: Nothing helps a depressed cowboy with a foot fetish and is into bondage, who's dog urinates on sidewalks
Stranger: you like poop so u should have no problem with it
Stranger: oh this would help im telling you drugs help
Stranger: Acid
Stranger: thats what you need
Stranger: and a partner
Stranger: to do it with you naked while they poop on your head
You: Acid doesn't help a depressed cowboy with a foot fetish and is into bondage, who's dog urinates on sidewalks who ran away last week and also burnt his finger on the stove.
Stranger: you like to repeat your "problems" alot
Stranger: i dont think u have that many problems
Stranger: nor do i think u should die but hell if your that helpless and wont even try drugs ....
You: repeating problems doesn't help a depressed cowboy with a foot fetish and is into bondage, who's dog urinates on sidewalkswho ran away last week and also burnt his finger on the stove while making chickenroast of babies.
Stranger: oh okay you = weirdo.
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*communism ~Marxism-Leninism
I, for one, do not support the misconception that Candlejack kidnaps people after typing his na
And I have to add that you are so gorgeous<3.
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*communism ~Marxism-Leninism
I, for one, do not support the misconception that Candlejack kidnaps people after typing his na
DOUBLE TROUBLE
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*communism ~Marxism-Leninism
I, for one, do not support the misconception that Candlejack kidnaps people after typing his na
The first one isn't as good, but you should watch anyway
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the rest are....WATCH IN ORDER!
(the wonder troll is lucas, by the way)
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Love, and let Love...
NICE BIRDIE
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*communism ~Marxism-Leninism
I, for one, do not support the misconception that Candlejack kidnaps people after typing his na
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